A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can't shutter up.
I keep seeing printers, scanners and webcams out of the corner of my eye. It's my peripheral vision.
I haven't seen my twin brother since I left Australia. We were separated at Perth.
What's a cat's favorite kitchen utensil? A whisker.
What do you call the scraps of food that fall from the table? Floor d'ouevres.
Green.
What do you call two doctors in the same room? A paradox.
I just joined the local church's bell ringing group. They said they would show me the ropes.
I heard a story about a flying black and white bear who refused to grow up. Peter Panda.
I got fired from my new job at the ice cream factory. I refused to work on Sundaes.
I got fired from my job because they said my communication skills were lacking. I honestly don't know what to say.
The Mediterranean Sea..