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  • A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can't shutter up.

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  • I keep seeing printers, scanners and webcams out of the corner of my eye. It's my peripheral vision.

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  • I haven't seen my twin brother since I left Australia. We were separated at Perth.

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  • What's a cat's favorite kitchen utensil? A whisker.

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  • What do you call the scraps of food that fall from the table? Floor d'ouevres.

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  • What do you call two doctors in the same room? A paradox.

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  • I just joined the local church's bell ringing group. They said they would show me the ropes.

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  • I heard a story about a flying black and white bear who refused to grow up. Peter Panda.

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  • I got fired from my new job at the ice cream factory. I refused to work on Sundaes.

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  • I got fired from my job because they said my communication skills were lacking. I honestly don't know what to say.

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