Sad to hear The Who's old tour bus has finally broken down for good. It won't get fuelled again.
When astronauts get sick ... Do they feel over the weather?
A friend of mine invented a washing machine for bank notes. It's a real money spinner.
The inventor of Morse code has passed away. Dashes to dashes, dots to dots.
First rule of Thesaurus Club: You do not talk, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, or converse about Thesaurus Club.
A balding friend of mine has finally cut off his remaining ponytail. It was a hipsterectomy.
Ever since buying a digital camera, I can only think of its positive points. There aren't any negatives.
The River Thames.
You think jokes about underwater explosives are bad? Just wait until you sea mine.
Green.
What do you call a Jedi with anxiety? Panic'in Skywalker.
Did you hear about the guy with an irrational fear of buffets? He couldn't help himself.