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  • Sad to hear The Who's old tour bus has finally broken down for good. It won't get fuelled again.

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  • When astronauts get sick ... Do they feel over the weather?

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  • A friend of mine invented a washing machine for bank notes. It's a real money spinner.

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  • The inventor of Morse code has passed away. Dashes to dashes, dots to dots.

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  • First rule of Thesaurus Club: You do not talk, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, or converse about Thesaurus Club.

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  • A balding friend of mine has finally cut off his remaining ponytail. It was a hipsterectomy.

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  • Ever since buying a digital camera, I can only think of its positive points. There aren't any negatives.

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  • You think jokes about underwater explosives are bad? Just wait until you sea mine.

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  • What do you call a Jedi with anxiety? Panic'in Skywalker.

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  • Did you hear about the guy with an irrational fear of buffets? He couldn't help himself.

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