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  • Funny If I Win The Lottery Joke If I win the lottery, no one around me will be poor, and I mean that. I’ll move to a rich, gated community.

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  • I've decided to learn jokes in sign language. That way, I can guarantee no one's heard them before.

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  • If someone asked me if I had a favurite prog rock band ... I would say yes.

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  • Which sailors blow their noses the most often? The anchor chiefs.

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  • I saw a lion get in to a hot air balloon basket. It caused quite an uproar.

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  • I always get frustrated trying to put my trousers in the wardrobe. I think I have hanger management issues.

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  • What goes up and never goes down? Your age!

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  • C, E-flat and G walk into a bar. "Sorry," said the bartender, "We don't serve minors here."

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  • I'm looking for ways to keep my thumbs warm in fingerless gloves. Any tips?

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  • The doctor asked me how long I'd had amnesia. I said, "For as long as I can remember."

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