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  • I went to a meeting of recovering hackers. It was called Anonymous Anonymous.

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  • A friend once told me, "You can't go around saving everyone. They have to learn to save themselves." Great friend. Terrible lifeguard.

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  • After ten years as Director of the "Ladder Enthusiasts Coalition"... I've decided to step down.

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  • I walked by a rehab center the other day. The sign on the lawn said, "Keep off the grass".

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  • When you fix the bug before the release date, you are the office hero that everyone adores.

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  • VS Code is actually a good option for both junior and senior developers.

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  • I went to a really bad manicure competition yesterday. It was nail-biting.

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  • After the ballet skirt was invented, the creators spent days coming up with a name. Finally, they put tu and tu together.

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  • A friend asked me if I had seen the film "Tractor". "No," I replied, "But I've seen the trailer."

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  • I'm very good friends with the other members of my time travelling club. We go back years.

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